April 1, 2013: The discovery of a new "miracle chemical"
was announced by scientists today. It is Dihydrous Monoxide.
Each molecule in this scientific breakthrough is composed of two atoms
of hydrogen and one atom of oxygen. It is a liquid at room
temperature, but will turn into a solid at 0 degrees Celsius or become a
gas at 212 degrees Fahrenheit. That gas can expand 1800 times with
explosive results. Scientists and chemists are reported marveling
over this find.
When used properly, this clear and odorless substance can be used to quench thirst in humans and animals even when they are in a desert. Tests also showed that Dihydrous Monoxide can be very good for cleaning spots on clothes and other objects.
|April 6, 2013 e-mail: Groan J Randy in Brainerd, Minnesota.|
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