from the building project
Paula Persons: This hammer will eventually
break if I keep hitting my thumb with it.
Carpenter: I cut
this board off three times and it is still too short.
Paula Persons: How come I did
as much work as Mark and lost only 5 pounds when he lost 20 pounds?
First carpenter: Half of these nails have the head on the wrong end.
Second carpenter: Silly, those nails are for the other side of the
Mark Persons: If I paid myself
for all the time I put in on the project, I would either be very rich or
Mark Persons: If
you are cutting a hole in a ceiling, don't stand below with your mouth
It will be a cold day when we move in...probably sometime in
Herman, Brainerd City Electrical Inspector: "This is the nicest
do-it-yourself electrical wiring project I have ever
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