Editor's Note:

Eye dew proof reed.  I tri tu find aas many mistakes aas I can wen I amm duind dis blog, but occasionally one orr tue pass buy my watchful eiye.  I never claamed to bee a literary whiz at da keyboard, but i can type with as many ass 3 fingers at one tyme.  If eye makes a mistake, please forgive mee, for i aam onlee human.  And for those whu criticize the typos, I may pretend to listen, but dats as far ass it goes.