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Friday, April 1, 2011:  Researchers at Stanford University have uncovered evidence that Negative Electricity does exist.  It is the exact opposite of electricity as we know it today.  This is a huge break-through because it can change how we live our every-day lives. 

When perfected for home use, putting Negative Electricity into a light bulb will darken a sunlit room.  On hot summer days, Negative Electricity could be used to power a hot plate to cool lemonade.  Reports are that Mozart on a phonograph or CD player will sound like Hip-Hop. If you plug a power saw into Negative Electricity, be sure to reverse the blade. A similar warning will be displayed on all weed whackers. 

The day is not far off when you can enjoy the benefits of Negative Electricity. The possibility exists that the energy recovered by darkening a room or cooling lemonade could be sold back to the electric company.  As for the immediate future, you will want to purchase a Negative Electricity converter for use with your home appliances. 

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Quote of the day:  It is amazing what they are discovering nowadays!   Mark < Back to previous story Ahead to next story >

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